Thursday, September 27, 2007

Nocturnal Remissions

I always hated that, The period right when it looked like I was going to goorp, and then I would wake up and what was supposed to be _emissions_ became _remissions_, It was like almost sneezing, then getting sucked back up in the urethra.

But now I am more mature, and nocturnal remissions come far more frequently. But it has nothing to do with almost waking up, Now, by virtue of age and loss of built up backpressure I get remittance far beyond what I should. I have the desire for distance, but the capability of short range only.

My name is George Bush. I am trapped in a job beyond my abilities to perform, so I get nocturnal remissions. I want to score but that danged kid just keeps pulling the football out of in front of me.

Older ages are not for the wooses among us. I fear I may not fare well.


dwc